Whatto Peeps!....
I went to hospital to see my very ill friend who had been  slipping in and out of a coma for several months.....
When I arrived his wife brought me to his bedside and he told me that she had stayed by his  bedside every single day. 
He slipped into sleep once more and when he came to, he motioned for her to come  nearer. 
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with  me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to  support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got run over, you  were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my  health started failing, you were still by my side. 
Now that I  think about it........
......you bring me bad luck!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel 