Whatto! Peeps....
I was at a lovely fancy dress party this weekend!
I went as Jesus and my wife went as the Devil....and during the course of the evening we came to a very agreeable compromise.....
...if only real life was like that.
There was so much free booze that it was a miracle I was still relatively sober at midnight...
...when the party seemed to get a little out of hand.
...when the party seemed to get a little out of hand.
A very drunk Batman came over and hit me over the head with a plate....
....shouting "T'Pau!".
My Lady wife laughed weakly when she saw I wasn't injured and then said "Batman, didn't you mean 'Kapow?!' "
"No" he said "I've got china in my hand!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
