Lord Noel's Autobiography

Whatto! Peeps....

So many people have asked me to write my autobiography that I have decided to 'give it a go'....
....those of you who know and revere my writing skills will doubtless be excited at the very thought of what may transpire in the fullness of time....
...so for those of you who just can't bare to wait....
....here's a little snippet from the start of Chapter One:

"It all began in a moment....
...I suddenly woke up...
...covered in fresh sperm that had been trapped inside my Father's balls...
Nine months later..
.. I was born."

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Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel