Lord Noel on Cutting Edge Kids Toys

Whatto! Peeps...

I'm always fascinated by clever companies who can respond quickly to our ever changing times and rework their products to appeal to todays market.
Now the world famous 'Barbie House' above had a contemporary 'make over' to reflect a period when Ken has left her due to her ever-increasing use of illegal stimulants...
...and her lifestyle has sunk to the point where her home has become a Crack House set in an authentic 'Ghetto' neighbourhood...
The manufacturers assure us that 'Crack Barbie' will be available for Xmas sporting realistic purple 'track marks' in both arms!
Not to be outdone....the world famous LEGO manufacturers have also stayed ahead of the pack too...
...with this brand new, hot off the production lines, revamped product specially for the UK market...

(Petrol and Matches not included)

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel