I was in a local pub chatting to the Landlord.....
....and he told me "The Shortest fairy tale ever!"....
...it went like this:
"One upon a time this chap asked this lady 'Will you marry me?'......
....and she said 'No!'...
....and so the chap went fishing....
....and watched football....
....and played golf....
....and got drunk whenever he fancied....
....and he had tons of money in the bank....
....and he never worried about being tidy or leaving the toilet seat up....
....and he rode motorbikes and farted whenever he wanted.
....and he lived happily ever after...
The end!"
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel
