Whatto! Peeps....
Around this time of year....
....(volcanoes permitting)....
....we like to check out what holidays are available on-line....
This year I said I would like to go somewhere warm....
...somewhere that has nice beaches nearby...
...and a free bar.....
I don't think that's much to ask!?
My good Lady wife perused the internet for a goodly while....
....and finally hit on a resort...
...which she says looks "Ideal"...
.....I've had a look at the current brochure...
.....in which it describes the resort's facilities:
...."Relax in our Caribbean pool bar.....
....where our highly skilled barman puts everything he has...
....into each mouth watering mixture he creates..
...Duty free can be purchased at our beach-side shop.....
...where we have many well known brands...
...or you can try our locally distilled tipple....
...it's small....
..but it certainly packs a punch!
..but it certainly packs a punch!
...Our helpful staff will be wandering amongst you...
...throughout your stay ....
...throughout your stay ....
...just waiting to attend to your every need...
...so don't be shy...
...just ask!....
...just ask!....
...The main bar is open 24 hours!....
...so, whatever it is you fancy....
....you can have it!...
....any time of the day or night!..
....and if you happen to have any complaints....
....about the service you have received.....
....about the service you have received.....
....please discuss them in private over a vodka....
....with Dominic, our friendly facilities manager...
....with Dominic, our friendly facilities manager...
...and remember..
..his sole purpose in life....
....is to make sure you have a good time!"
..his sole purpose in life....
....is to make sure you have a good time!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
