Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones...at your cervix".
Sign in a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a septic tank truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what you fixed."
On another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a tyre store: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push.... PUSH!... PUSH!"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a garden gate: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet? - miss a car payment."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.... Sit!.... Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there feeling hungry; come on in and get fed up."
At a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
