Whatto! Peeps.....
As someone who sincerely believes that women are virtually equal to men in many respects I would like to encourage each one of our lovely ladies to improve their lives by attending some useful classes that have come to my attention. (Due to the complexity of some of the issues discussed, places are limited to 8 ladies per class.)
Class 1
"How To Adjust A Heating Thermostat so the house doesn't feel like an Amazonian jungle"
Step by Step Guide, with Powerpoint Presentation.
Meets 4 wks. Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.
"How To Adjust A Heating Thermostat so the house doesn't feel like an Amazonian jungle"
Step by Step Guide, with Powerpoint Presentation.
Meets 4 wks. Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.
Class 2
"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?"
Round Table Discussion around fully operating lavatory appliances.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12 p.m. for 2 hours.
"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, Or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?"
Round Table Discussion around fully operating lavatory appliances.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12 p.m. for 2 hours.
Class 3
"Is It Possible To Drive Past A Beautiful Woman Without Finding Fault With Her?"
"Is It Possible To Drive Past A Beautiful Woman Without Finding Fault With Her?"
Group Debate followed by real life driving role play.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10 p.m. for 2 hours.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10 p.m. for 2 hours.
Class 4
"Fundamental Differences Between A Purse..... And A Suitcase"
"Fundamental Differences Between A Purse..... And A Suitcase"
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics followed by a demonstration with real luggage.
Meets Saturdays at 2 p.m. for 3 weeks.
Meets Saturdays at 2 p.m. for 3 weeks.
Class 5
"Jewellery and Shoe Shops - Do we really have to look into the window of every Single one?"
"Jewellery and Shoe Shops - Do we really have to look into the window of every Single one?"
Group discussion led by a leading withdrawal therapist
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.
Class 6
"How To Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During The Programme."
Help-Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 weeks, Friday's and Sundays 7 p.m.
"How To Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During The Programme."
Help-Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 weeks, Friday's and Sundays 7 p.m.
Class 7
"Can A Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds Of Soaps And Shampoos?"
Open Forum and presentation from Body Shop representative
Mondays at 8 p.m. for 2 hours.
"Can A Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds Of Soaps And Shampoos?"
Open Forum and presentation from Body Shop representative
Mondays at 8 p.m. for 2 hours.
Class 8
"Health Watch -- They Make Medicine For PMS -- USE IT!"
"Health Watch -- They Make Medicine For PMS -- USE IT!"
Discussion Group - followed by distribution of free medicine!
Meets three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7 p.m. for 2 hours.
Meets three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7 p.m. for 2 hours.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
