Whatto!
Here's a little poem to help celebrate Mothers everywhere....
When my prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
And spanked me till me ass was red?
......Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on me ice-cold pot,
And made me pee if I could not?
.....Me Mudder
And when the morning light did come,
me nappy full (an awful humm),
Who'd wipe me tiny widdle bum?
.....Me Mudder
Who'd comb me hair with centre part,
And draw me gently to her heart,
And sometimes hug me till I fart?
.....Me Mudder
Who'd look at me with eyebrows knit,
And have a crazy king size fit,
When in my Sunday pants me shit?
.....Me Mudder
When in the night their bed did squeak,
Me raised me head to have a peek,
Who'd yell at me to "GO TO SLEEP!"?
.....Me Fadder
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
